my-typewritten-thoughts:

The Catastrophic History of You and Me by Jess Rothenberg

my-typewritten-thoughts:

The Catastrophic History of You and Me by Jess Rothenberg

"You just pulled a bag of pot out of your vagina."

best of frederick chilton’s bitchface (and other amusing expressions)

sailor-caleigh:

megablaziken:

I went to the Met today

Actually me in art history class

sexualbae:

so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 

Straight White Boy Problem #28

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i have to buy the NEW call of duty game every year. the NEW fifa game every year. the NEW madden game every year. mom i need 190 dollars for games so i can keep a social standing with my friends

meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

pissedachios:

In your tagged me like image